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So I read this article over at Eurogamer about The Sims Online shutting down. Ok yeah, I knew that was coming. It was a joke and Will Wright should have sued them for screwing it up so bad.

Then I read that they are relaunching it in a different manner but calling it EA Land.

EA Land? Seriously?!

Then the Eurogamer writer mentions how the whole thing confuses and scares him. I think to myself "Well it surely can't be that bad."

http://ea-land.ea.com/

O_O

It's that bad.

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    ɤSekka

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    Comic Sans. Need I say more?
    03.02.08 4:29 pm
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      ʊchalkley3

      I go where I please, and I please where I go

      People who use that font are on the list of people to be executed once I become supreme overlord.

      Pushed into a volcano.
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      03.03.08 3:31 am
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    ӝAmras

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    O dear god!




    I don't wanna talk about it. :(
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    03.02.08 4:32 pm
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    ʊchillinvillain

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    subpar
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    03.02.08 4:33 pm
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    ɤKlink258

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    /vomit

    I think EA is like that Bipolar guy everyone hangs out with... sometimes he's cool, other times he just repulses you.
    No one hung out with someone like that? Huh? Just me?
    (/badexample)

    If it's one thing the Gaming Community has learned about EA it's that they don't know when to quit.
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      ɤSilentkey

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      no def know what your talking about and i agree sometimes i just cant stand EA
      03.03.08 1:38 am
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    ɤb0x0rz

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    holly fucking christ (no pun intended) :(
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    03.02.08 5:13 pm
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    ɤdjh2048

    Hot Girl In A Robo Suit

    Were they wanting to look childish, and like some idiot designed that site? Eh... maybe they're going to try and market to the kiddies, damn EA.

    Aside from the aesthetics of the site I cant help but think that's bullshit. Let's rip the Sims and call it EA Land! Oh joy! What's the point?
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    03.02.08 5:13 pm
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    ɤphotofroggy

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    What?

    Wait.... what?
    03.02.08 5:29 pm
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    ɤLume

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    This is why we can't have nice things.
    03.02.08 5:45 pm
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    ɤ6od53nt

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    I think my IQ was just flayed into little bits and I am now left with a total score of, say, .0000001 ... That was one of the saddest things I've ever seen. I think something like that would even put off little kids...

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    03.02.08 6:06 pm
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    ѻkrissy

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    comic... sans... MS... bright.. colours... reminds.. me...

    NOOOO!!!! NOT THE DENTIST'S OFFICE!!! WAAAAH!!

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    03.02.08 6:12 pm
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    ӝNirach

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    Uh oh.

    Enter real world Sims! Only your costs your soul to play!
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    03.02.08 7:10 pm
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    ɤDaeva

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    Such a creative name....? :\
    03.02.08 7:47 pm
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    ɤmonchee

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    ahh how sweet!! it reminds me my morning.. why so? i was still exhausted and wanted something calm and nice and infantile as i am. so switched tv on and guess what? baby looney tunes! yupee! that was the best for me.. haha. so as the site's great as a toy shop but not for sims online.. bahh >.<
    03.02.08 8:52 pm
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    ɤjake

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    I glanced at the site, swallowed the vomit in my mouth, and closed the tab. I think it took years off of my life.
    03.02.08 10:39 pm
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    ӝTheHalcyon

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    Yanno...this just goes to prove the point we were talking about the other night.....

    Why not take this idea (and by idea, I mean the barest, most vague concept of the idea) and turn it back to Playboy? Shit, can you SEE THAT?! Taking the Playboy Mansion game and turning it online???

    Now THAT would be a good idea. This...? This isn't an idea. This is like that episode of Family Guy where Peter goes to visit his old prom date, and turns out that she's got "a little piece of him" that he left behind all those years ago....

    It should have been flushed LONG before ever putting work into a website. What was it you were saying about THAT sort of thinking and productivity?? Yeah. Let's make an example of them.

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    03.02.08 10:39 pm
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    ӝCoolhand2

    Kills People While They Type

    You know, from a pure web design point of view, you would think that they know the golden rule of web development... Use sans-serif! Only! None of this Comic-sans bull crap, nor any serif fonts... Gawd! The second of which is to actually use a SENSIBLE color set... Jesus, I don't think that follows any traditional color scheme design that I've heard of...
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    03.02.08 10:46 pm
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    ӝNirach

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    Comments seem to have gone missing.. :o

    What's betting, for the cost of your soul, you can play 'real' sims?
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    ɤArathalion

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    Holy crap, this cannot be real! But I can't believe that EA have the sense of humour to do something like this.
    Who do they really believe would want to play "EA Land"?? I mean, the name alone smacks of corporate arse-rapery, and that's before you've seen their eye-gougingly garish website. I honestly can't fathom who they're aiming at, or who they think would want to play?
    03.02.08 11:17 pm
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    ɤInfog

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    Ouch. The colors are painful!
    03.02.08 11:44 pm
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    ʊchalkley3

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    I'm hoping this is some kind of friendship-destroying april fools joke. In the first week of march.

    Sigh, the only good games EA produces are the ones they buy the license to.
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    ʊchalkley3

    I go where I please, and I please where I go

    I'm hoping this is some kind of month early april fools jokes.

    Seriously though, the only good games EA brings out are the ones they buy from other companies. Things do not look good for Sims 3.
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    Well, it won't load for me so I guess it wasn't real! Nyah!
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    ɤSWI

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    Just looking at the page scares me & I don't play games like that. I think I'll kep to my WoW thank you very much.
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    ѻmick-mick

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    EA fails.
    Sims suck.
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    03.06.08 3:04 am
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    Oh God, ew ew ew. Kill it. Now. Please.
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